Money is not everything

Money is not everything,but is almost everything.

Without money,I never ever get to go shopping.Without money,I won't have a proper

education.Without money,I am going to live in a cardboard box under the bridge.Without

money,I will be eating banana skin.Without money,I will be walking naked or wearing

newspaper.

That's the worst thing about money.No wonder my cousin moans like hell when the price goes

up up up.The best thing about money is that you can buy respect,women,or play a game of 'burn

the money'.

Money is not everything,there's MasterCard and Visa.